'lol Arin talking about feminism? What a [slur], Suzy must be making him do it'


'Arin's just become a pussy, catering to those sensitive whiners. He needs stop and go back to being funny'


'wow Arin you changed. You used to be funny, but now you're acting like a SJW. I can't watch you anymore, I'm unsubbing. I'll come back when I get the good Egoraptor back'


Honestly toying around with the idea of making comics again. Please stop me.

A staff member just saw me air guitaring great


Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.


ive learned not to click on any notifications for this post

but this one is truly puzzling me 


"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them »


LEGO Bionicle 2015

70778 – Defender of Jungle
70779 – Defender of Stones
70780 – Defender of Water
70781 – Defender of Land
70782 – Defender of Ice
70783 – Defender of Fire
70784 –…

I’m sorry but LET’S GO HOLY SHIT I KNOW I’LL BE DISAPPOINTED BUT WHO CARES WOOOOOOOOO I’m sorry but this is actual good news I needed this

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*


The salmon send their best assassin